In an odd incident, a 35-year-old Florida woman created havoc at a convenience store last night by wielding a sharp-edged vegetable peeler while in the nude.
I don't know how many times we have to say this, how many stories we have to write, how many criminals we have to laugh about - STOP CALLING THE COPS WHEN SOMEONE STEALS YOUR DRUGS.
A 20-year-old guy in Florida got arrested for public urination while dressed as a banana. The dumb part is he was right across the street from a row of porta-potties.