The seasons may not fear the reaper, but I sure as hell do. Whether you’re 1 or 92, it’s coming for us all eventually. Fortunately, the era we live in is the most equipped to push back that white light for as long as we possibly can. Maybe soon we’ll figure out how to revive all those celebrities who’ve had their head cryogenically frozen and then we can all live forever. Until then though, it’s good to know what to be on the lookout for.

In Tennessee, there are certainly causes of death that are more prevalent than others. Here, we’ll give you the list of the ten causes of death that are most likely to deliver you to the pearly gates according to the Center for Disease Control. And in what might be the shocker of the century, the drunk bridal party riding the bar-bike on Broadway doesn’t crack the list.

10. Kidney Disease

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If kidney stones are any indicator, I can’t imagine kicking the bucket by way of kidney disease is any fun at all.

9. Liver Disease

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Maybe we can all be a little kinder to our livers. That means a little less of the shine of the weekends, unfortunately.

8. Diabetes

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If buying insulin didn’t cost an arm and a leg, this wouldn’t be as much of an issue

7. Alzheimer’s Disease

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What an awful way to go. This one might be one of the worst on this list because it takes away your life while you’re still alive. This goes without saying, but god willing they’ll find a cure for this one soon.

6. Stroke

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Silent and very deadly. Make sure you brush up on the FAST method to identify when someone is having a stroke. The quicker they receive medical attention, the more likely it is they’ll see the next day.

5. Chronic Lower Respiratory Diseases

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Watching a loved one go out this way is the best way to stop smoking.

4. Accidents

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This is a good reminder we should all be a little more careful in life. Look both ways before you cross the road and brush up on those OSHA guidelines.

3. COVID-19

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Won’t it be nice when we never have to hear about COVID-19 ever again? Until then though, make sure you’re seeing a doctor if/when you get it because it can get real nasty real quick.

2. Cancer

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The dreaded ‘Big C’. Everyone knows somebody who has fought this disease like hell. And whether or not they came out on the other side those are some of the bravest people who walk God’s green earth.

1. Heart Disease

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Your heart is the thing keeping you alive, so make sure you take care of it. I’ve heard wine and chocolate help with that.

Now that you know what’s most likely to take you out, maybe this will help you avoid the reaper for just a little while longer.

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