It’s Surprising How Many Times Bigfoot Has Been Spotted Around The Milwaukee Brewers Stadium
With another MLB season underway I've found the most important stat of the season. How many Bigfoot sightings there has been around every major league stadium?
While large hairy dudes in the middle of summer going shirtless may account for some of these, the real surprise is where the legendary sasquatch has been spotted, and where it has not been seen.
How Many Bigfoot Sightings Have Their Been
It's probably way more than the 3,313 "documented" sightings. But how many of the people who have "seen Bigfoot" didn't come forward because they worried about being ridiculed for what they believe they saw?
With 3,313 documented Bigfoot sightings, you'd think they would all be deep in forests away from the bright lights of the big city. However, that is not always the case.
Bigfoot Loves Baseball
Why wouldn't Bigfoot want to be near the action? They use wooden bats and Bigfoot lives in the forest. Uh...that's about all I've got other than it being America's pastime!
So Brooks_Gate on Twitter researched to find out what MLB Stadiums Bigfoot has been spotted the most. Surprisingly, it's not the Seattle Mariners. The Pacific Northwest is Bigfoot's home territory. But Seattle only checks in at 4 sightings.
The leader in the clubhouse. The Boston Redsox with SEVENTEEN reported sightings of Bigfoot.
This tells me that either Bigfoot is a bandwagon fan or the Redsox fans are just a bit more hairy and drunk than the rest of the MLB fan base.
How Many Times Has Bigfoot Visited The Milwaukee Brewers?
So with those guidelines, I thought for sure the Milwaukee Brewers would also have a decent amount of reported Bigfoot sightings. But shockingly, over the many years of County Stadium and Miller Park, it's only been 1. That's it. One sighting.
Now Brooks_Gate doesn't say when it was. If Bigfoot is a bandwagon fan maybe it was back in 82. Of course, everyone was a little more shaggy then so maybe it was just Vuckovich or Thomas on a bender without a recent shave.
Wherever Bigfoot is stomping around we know he has some good taste, cause he's never made it to Chicago. Our kinda guy.
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