This X Account Is Renaming Everyday Objects And They’re Hilarious

If you’ve ever looked at an object and thought, “There has to be a better name for this thing,” you’re not alone. That’s exactly why the Twitter account X user @TheCorrectNames has people laughing all over the internet. The account takes everyday objects, animals, foods, and random items we see all the time and gives them completely made-up “correct names” that somehow make way more sense than the real ones.

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We spent way too much time going through the account, laughing at these posts, so naturally, we had to share some of our favorites with you. Below are 50 objects, animals, and everyday things that have officially been given their new “correct names.”

Fair warning before you dive in: a few of these are a little inappropriate, slightly immature, and absolutely not safe to read out loud at work.